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The colouring book for when IVF makes you want to scream into a cushion.

Honest, occasionally sweary colouring pages for the appointments, the injections, the waiting and the WTF moments. Somewhere softer to put your hands and your head at 2am. Completely free.

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What's inside

Pages that actually get it.

Not the soft-focus, "good vibes only" kind. The kind that sits with you in the hard bit and lets you swear about it in colour.

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The thoughts you actually have

Colour-in lettering for the stuff that actually goes through your head. "A little WTF a day", "Take your time", "Breathe", and the other honest, unfiltered moments. Not a single forced good vibe.

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Calm scenes for loud nights

Gentle landscapes, florals and doodles for the 2am spirals, when your brain needs somewhere quieter to land.

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Made for the IVF journey

Built by someone who's been through it, for the appointment waits, the injection nerves and the endless two-week wait.

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Print again and again

A digital PDF that's yours to keep. Print a page when you need it, or the whole thing. No app, no faff.

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A real coping tool

Colouring genuinely quietens a racing head. This is permission to do something small and kind for yourself.

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Free, because it should be

No catch. Just a little something from me to you, for the days that are a lot. Swearing very much optional.

Frankie, founder of WTF Fertility

Who's behind this

Hi, I'm Frankie.

I'm not a doctor or a therapist, and I won't pretend to be either. What I have is seventeen years of infertility living rent free in my head, and a stubborn refusal to let all of it be for nothing. One ectopic, two miscarriages, a chemical pregnancy, multiple rounds of IVF, and more WTF moments than I can count. My husband has been in it with me the whole way. I made this colouring book for the nights I needed something to do with my hands that wasn't Googling.

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